Here is a few fishy jokes for your amusement enjoy.
-Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
-What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish
-Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
-Which part of the fish weighs the most? The scales.
-Where do you see a man eating fish? In a restaurant.
-Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
-Where do fish wash? In a river basin!
-How does a blonde kill a fish?She drowns it ...
-What do you call someone who is good at catching fish?Annette!
-What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?Bob!
-A vet goes to a ladies house to treat her pet dog. After treatment he admires her aquarium with six goldfish of different varieties in it.
The lady says, “yes they are lovely but I don’t know what sex they are”
Vet “They are all females”
Lady “How do you know that?”
Vet “Because they all have their mouths opening and shutting continuously!”